Showing posts with label how to be a gentleman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label how to be a gentleman. Show all posts

Monday, February 27, 2012

Questions About How To Be A Gentleman Cbs

James asks…

Should this be CBS' 2012 mid-season schedule?

Monday
8:00pm: How I Met Your Mother
8:30pm: 2 Broke Girls
9:00pm: Two and a Half Men
9:30pm: Tweaked (new sitcom)
10:00pm: Hawaii Five-0

Tuesday
8:00pm: NCIS
9:00pm: NCIS: Los Angeles
10:00pm: The 2-2 (new drama)

Wednesday
8:00pm: Survivor
9:00pm: Criminal Minds
10:00pm: CSI

Thursday
8:00pm: The Big Bang Theory
8:30pm: Mike & Molly (new night and time period)
9:00pm: Undercover Boss (new night)
10:00pm: The Mentalist

Friday
8:00pm: Unforgettable (new night and time period)
9:00pm: CSI: NY
10:00pm: Blue Bloods

Saturday
8:00pm: Rules of Engagement (new night and time period)
8:30pm: Comedytime Saturday (sitcom reruns)
9:00pm: Crimetime Saturday (drama reruns)
10:00pm: 48 Hours Mystery

Sunday
7:00pm: 60 Minutes
8:00pm: The Amazing Race
9:00pm: The Good Wife
10:00pm: CSI: Miami

Absent from schedule:
How to be a Gentleman (episodes burned off on Saturdays)
A Gifted Man (no back nine order)
Person of Interest (no back nine order)

admin answers:

Yes it should. Who are you anyway? The guy in charge of programing all of Canada's tv networks?

Robert asks…

Am I the only one that thinks what Ben Stein said needed to be said?

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.
My confession:

I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.

It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a crche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something like this happen?" (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response.
She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"

In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.
Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Are you laughing?

Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in. My Best Regards.
Honestly and respectfully,

Ben Stein

admin answers:

Ben Stein did NOT write most of this message...see http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_ben_stein_christmas.htm for more information.

I do think that the message contains some valid points...the part Ben Stein actually wrote was interesting and I'm glad he said it. Some of it is inaccurate...but the point is valid. For example, the statements attributed to Mrs. Graham were accurate but she was talking about 9-11 not Katrina. I especially liked how she put the part about us telling God to get out of our lives and then blaming him for not protecting us from harm.

Lizzie asks…

What do you think of this letter?

Ben Stein (T.V. personality) wrote this.


If they know of him at all, many folks think Ben Stein is just a quirky actor/comedian who talks in a monotone. He's also a very intelligent attorney who knows how to put ideas and words together in such a way as to sway juries and make people think clearly.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.

Herewith a few confessions from my beating heart: I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up? Why are they so important?

I don't know who Lindsay Lohan is either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise's wife.

Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are.

If this is what it means to be no longer young. It's not so bad.

Next confession:

I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.

It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution, and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him?

I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too.

But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her "How could God let something lik e this Happen?" (regarding Katrina)

Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, "I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives.

And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?"

In light of recent events...terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found recently) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK.

Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school . the Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW."

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell.

Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says.

Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.

Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Are you laughing?

Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.

My Best Regards .. honestly and respectfully,

Ben Stein

admin answers:

He is right on target. No problem with it what so ever. We ought to give more sober thought to things he reminded us of. However, he didn't go far enough. I like his attitude. Straight forward.

We kicked God of the schools in favor of school shootings.

We kicked God out of the courtroom and we have more laws and less justice, more crime and more penalties but less serving what they should for. We have corrupt judges, lawyers, yes they are good lawyers and good judges, but thanks to the media we don't hear about them.

We kicked God out of the homes and we have over 60 years of increasing divorce rate, preteen pregnancy, single parent families, two dads, two moms, three here none there, child abuse, sex abuse, adult abuse.

We kicked God out of the Senate, and we have more politicians who are concerned for their constituents than they are for the offices they hold, we have a house of representatives that represents only their own agendas and not the people, we have a governent that is so bipartisan and so childish and immature if I didn't know it should be a nursery, with alot of diaper changing and bottle feeding going.

We kicked God out of our lives and say hey its a private thing don't speak in his name, or offend those who have differing opions on who this God is.

We kicked God of the churches and God said enough is enough - and until we let God back into our lives, churches, homes, work places, schools, senate, house, government we are deserving everything that we are getting and it hasn't even begin to get nasty as it can!

So lets decide for God and have peace or against God and have no peace

Carol asks…

Will this good Samaritan be charged for violating the illegal aliens civil rights Illegal Alien Arrested?

Illegal Alien Arrested After Striking Victims, Flinging 2 Of Them Off His Hood, Then Taking Off Good Samaritan Tracks Driver Down, Detains Him Until Police Arrive

They were clinging to the top of the hood, screaming for their lives, and police say they were treated like debris. Stunning revelations surfaced Thursday about the driver in the hit-and-run crash that seriously injured four high school students who were heading to the mall.



"Thank God they're alive." That's the first thing Anthony Centamore said when he saw his daughter Stefanie in the hospital on Wednesday night, not yet aware of how she got there.

"When I walked in she had a neck brace on, and blood all over her. Scratches, scrapes on her face," he told CBS 2.

Then came the story of how Stefanie and her three friends were crossing the street and were blindsided by a car, whose driver never bothered to stop even as two victims were laying in the street, and two more, including his own daughter, were on the hood of the car, screaming for their lives.

"What does that say about him? Basically, you can classify him as a low life," Centamore said of the driver, identified as 26-year-old Elias Garcia of Hempstead.

Police said what Garcia did was barbaric, especially in how he successfully got rid of the screaming girls.

"He stops to get them off his car as you would some debris or a pile of snow off the hood of your car," said Nassau County Police Det. Lt. Ray Cote.



"They're screaming, they're bleeding as they're holding on for their lives," said Cote.

Authorities say the day laborer jerked his car to a stop, forcing the two victims to fall off so he could make his getaway. As Garcia took off, leaving the four victims in the street, good Samaritan Steve Loverde sprang into action, determined not to let the driver get away.

"I jumped into my car and made a U-turn and chased him down and he must have been going about 90 miles an hour," Loverde told CBS 2. "I pulled him out of the car and I took his keys away and I just threw them on the grass and made the 911 call."

Loverde stopped Garcia and detained him until police arrived. It turned out Garcia is an illegal alien from Guatemala who doesn't even have a license to drive, which explains why he took off, to a point.

"Regardless of illegal alien or no last name, being a human being and a good person, you stop the car," said Centamore.

As for Centamore's daughter, she's being treated at Winthrop University Hospital and is in good spirits as are all her friends, secure in the knowledge that the man who hit them didn't get away with it thanks to a good Samaritan.



"I can't say enough prayers for that gentleman. It's a great thing that he did," said Centamore.

Loverde hopes to meet the girls at the hospital and tell them someone was watching over them and not everyone gets a second chance at life.

Garcia was charged with reckless endangerment, driving without a license, and leaving the scene. Because he's an illegal immigrant, he could be deported.
http://wcbstv.com/topstories/hit.and.run.2.1706271.html
Loverde told CBS 2. “I pulled him out of the car and I took his keys away and I just threw them on the grass and made the 911 call.””

I wonder if this good man has any idea what he’s in store for.

In this country, we can’t make a citizen’s arrest against an illegal alien
Because he's an illegal immigrant, he could be deported.
Or they could just write him some tickets and tell him to show up in court...of course he won't show up. Catch and release

admin answers:

WH reports 4 high school students tried to detain Mr. Garcia a visitor to our country, and fleeing for his life, he was later stopped and forced out of his vehicle, thrown to the ground, causing multiple injuries, by a local citizen who stole his keys in the assault. Mr. Garcia says he believes he was a victim of racial profiling and believes his attackers should be punished to the full extent of the law for violating his civil rights.

Betty asks…

What're your thoughts on this article? It's longish but worth the read. Pls only comment if you read it all.?

Remarks from CBS Sunday Morning - Ben Stein

I Only hope we find GOD again before it is too late ! !

cid:B984139ACE514424BF71844F55C58CFE@moms

The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary.

My confession:

I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees, Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are, Christmas trees.

It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu . If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from, that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship celebrities and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where these celebrities came from and where the America we knew went to.

In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.

Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her 'How could God let something like this happen?' (regarding Hurricane Katrina).. Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, 'I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?'

In light of recent events... terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found a few years ago) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK. Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill; thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.

Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave, because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr. Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said okay.

Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.

Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with 'WE REAP WHAT WE SOW.'

Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.

Are you laughing yet?

Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.

Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.

**********

You can just discard this - what you have just read... But, if you do this don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.
Lyceumlogic you bring up an interesting point; That Religion should not be taught in schools - quote "and yes god does not belong in schools" "in the Science class, for a Science it is not".
I too don't believe in it being taught in the Science Class, just as there should be no evolution taught there either. For both these are what a person believes.
In all our lives, left to our own devices we would find God or satan, as primitive people always have. (along with those we read in the Bible)
NEVER an evolution Theory, that is just a forced taught lie of the enemy for whoever will succmb to him. He does go round like a roaring lion seeing WHO he MAY devour!
Interesting you say: "besides, the god of the people does not give a phuck about his children. (if there was a god) the suffering of one little child is enough to say god's plan is a failure."
Gods plans Never fail.
In fact He has one for you.
And that is a plan not to hurt you or to harm you but to give you a future and a ho
And that is a plan not to hurt you or to harm you but to give you a future and a hope.
He Loves you Lyceumlogic, and only wants good for you. Just like a mother does, as that is the mother-heart of God.

Thank you for you comments.
Lyceumlogic, I just read the last part of what you wrote and God actually does the opposite to that.
Remember Jesus Clearly says, and even if you have never read a Bible before, most people are familiar to this Scripture, "Suffer not the little children to come unto me." and here's another I have to add.
Mat 18:10 "Beware that you don't despise a single one of these little ones. For I tell you that in heaven their angels are always in the presence of my heavenly Father.
Gidday Ernest!!!
Thanks for your answer*
((((Joyfilled))), if only people really knew you, I haven't seen your outside but if hearts could, yours would be large enough to share with a few more people, regardless of what they believe, as we know it is what's in your heart that matters most.
Someone can attend Church every Sunday, and in a small society and are looked upon with much favour as a good Citizon and 'Christian', yet we know from experience, what our eyes have seen, that isn't always the case. It can often be a front.
I just love my special Sisters and Bro's
I would actually like to give the credit to a beautiful atheist friend of mine.
The person I won't name for their privacy reasons put it up on their Blog?
With a cute joke beginning it.

What this beautiful person said to me today, I will treasure forever.
Thank you and Hello! ((((Doethineb)))

admin answers:

I am speechless.
I hope you don't mind if I copy and paste this so that I can send it to everyone on my e-mail list.

And I pray that everyone here will read it, and maybe some will even choose to pass it along.
May it make a difference in the way we treat one another.

Thank you for sharing this, and God bless you, my friend!!

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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Questions About How To Be A Gentleman Review

Linda asks…

How do you pick what club to go to if their in a city 200+miles away?Can U use the net to review clubs before?

I've been going to the same clubs in my area for years need a change. Thinking about trying some clubs in Tennessee.How do I pick the clubs I want to go to before hand on-line? really need to do research so I go to the right clubs and not waste time, gas and money. I'm looking for a few good gentleman's club(strip).

admin answers:

Use the website http://www.tuscl.net - The ultimate strip club list. This has lots of reviews and also provides the cover charge and lap dance cost in each club

Mark asks…

What's the best 'How to be a gentleman' book?

There are a lot on Amazon.com, and all have a lot of mixed reviews. Thanks for your help.

admin answers:

The Modern Gentleman: A Guide to Essential Manners, Savvy and Vice by: Phineas Mollod.

Thomas asks…

Can anyone review Louis the Rogue?

has anyone been to Louis the Rogue in Washington DC, a gentleman's club, and can you tell me how you liked it/is it safe?

admin answers:

Not good

Betty asks…

Is this gentleman interested in me?

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Is this man interested in me?
I just transferred to a state university from a major private university. One of my professors, who is also my pre-law adviser, and I have talked on quite a few occasions about the classes I should take and an internship I am involved in. We have many common interests, goals, and hobbies. I find myself thinking more and more about this gentleman with each day.

I always walk up the four flights of stairs to go meet a friend after class and he always walks up the stairs behind me but catches up to me after every class period. He generally talks about random things and smiles incessantly at me. He also tells me how intelligent, mature, responsible, sweet, kind, and caring I am almost every time we talk in his office. We only have a few more days until our final and I won't have him for any more classes, we've also set up an appointment for me to review my final exam in his office after the semester is over. Is he interested in me? If so, how should I proceed? Keep in mind, I'm not looking for a fling like a ditzy college student. I generally only date older men in the legal field, and I am genuinely interested in him as a person. Do you think he is interested in me? If so, how should I proceed?

admin answers:

He is certainly interested in you and of course you can see that for yourself. If he is single and you would like to spend more time with him then accept any suggestions he comes up with that would lead to that happening.

Laura asks…

short story , please review?

A letter came .It said I was hired!!!!!!!!!

I had been appointed as Editor to the countries main broadsheet. A job I never applied for. Curious! Perhaps they had come to their senses and accepted my weekly grumbles in the reader’s column about the ills of the publication and the world at large. The letter said I was to report to work on Monday.

On Monday at 8.30 AM dressed in my best tie I reported the offices to of The Daily Wire.
Upon introduction of my purpose at their offices to the receptionist, I found myself seated next to two Gentlemen. They seemed unsure of themselves and were shifting uneasily, watching the receptionist with the corner of their eyes.

An intercom buzzed. The receptionist answered it and mumbled something into the receiver. She then got out of her seat and said “Mr. John Smith you can go in through that door “and smiled broadly, while pointing towards the door to the left of me. I stood up from the seat and entered the door way.

The receptionist smiled broadly as she walked through the office until we came to a large conference room which seemed to have been made smaller by the large oval desk that covered the length and breath of the room. One half of the table was full of creatures that hushed themselves as we made an entrance. I assumed they were my future minions. The other half of the table was empty save the plush leather chairs that stood by it.

These are the Messer’s John Smith, Said the secretary, grinning at the gathering.

Messer’s? There was nothing plural about me. I was very much THE John Smith in the room. Or so I thought before turning around. The two gentlemen from the reception had followed us and were now shaking hands with those across the table, introducing themselves as John Smith.

Flabbergasted and confused; I followed suit.

The Non John Smith side of the table had an elected Speaker. He told us to sit down .We did.

‘I am the Editor in chief, Paul Astor; we are very pleased to have you three gentlemen joining us as Editors today’.

I couldn’t contain myself any longer.

‘Might I say there seems to be some sort of mistake? Because I am the one who got the letter of appointment. I am your new Editor?’

The other two John Smith’s looked incredulously.

‘No I am’ they chorused. They turned to each other with shock and then at myself.

Something smelt quite fishy here.

‘We all seem to be’ said I as I observed the gaggle of faces before us.

‘I can understand your confusion gentleman let me explain better. We at the newspaper recently discovered that you three gentleman were writing more articles to the paper than anyone else. We also realized that each of you caused more controversy amongst the readers with your opinions that all seemed very liberal and always seemed to open up debate and ultimately sell more news papers. We wanted you on our side, so we decided to hire the three of you’

How can all three of us be Editors at the same time? ‘Said the stouter John Smith next to me.

‘Well you all have the same name, very identical writing styles and almost the same opinions on most things, so the way we see it John Smith the editor could do three times the work of John smith in the singular’

I didn’t know if I was supposed laugh or cry at the proposition. It isn’t every day that you become editor of the Daily Wire! the proposition still seemed sweet to me . It sure beat, selling train tickets.

A very long pause. Fidgeting …

The stouter John Smith, rose up from the chair ‘

‘I am sorry Ladies and Gentleman, I won’t be able to take this appointment I will not be comfortable sharing my job with anyone else’.

After shaking his hand and bidding the room goodbye he walked out of the room.

Silence set in again .Uncomfortable silence until the other John smith who was still left next to me, looked at Mr. Astor and meekly mumbled

How much will this position pay?’

Sixty Five thousand pounds, excluding benefits and bonuses!

Lean John Smith turned pale.

‘But but ...he stammered’

Clearing his voice he said he couldn’t take the job and walked out.

All though his murmurings were faint I gathered that sixty grand was less than he made in two months.

Then there was me. I was the only one left!

As lean John smith departed from the room, the non john smiths all broke out into applause.

‘Congratulations Mr. Smith said Mr. Astor’

‘Looks like you are our new Editor! You passed our test!’

‘What test?’

‘We wanted to test if you really wanted the Job Mr. Smith. For years we had admired your articles and opinions. Once on the tube I overheard a lady who always seemed to carry a red bag telling her companion that the only reason she bought our paper daily is to check if john smith had anything published. I observed this regularly. I remember her very distinctly because she always carried a thick red bag which was always too large for her to contain in one seat. We seemed to
We seemed to catch the tube at the same time most evenings. I have watched her read your submissions every week. She often declares that the only reason she buys the newspaper is to read your articles. One day she even had all the rest of the passengers laughing at your witty comments. I am not a stupid man Mr. Smith.
. I wanted that for our magazine but I also wanted to know if you wanted the Job. That is why we hired Messer’s john smith one and two, who are actually junior reporters for our magazine to do a spot of acting for us. We wanted to know if you wanted the Job or not .Now we know you do! So welcome to The Wire!’

I had a hard time adjusting to what I was hearing. A lady in a train wanting to read my articles?. I couldn’t help but feel quite chuffed at my luck, strange as it seemed.

At this point the only thing sensible for me to do was accept the Job. So I did. Mr. Astor said I was to come first thing on Tuesday to my new office to take up work .As I left the office building I passed a corner shop; I caught sight of my wife. She had no idea that I was watching her. She seemed anxious and was observing the doorway of THE WIRE. Then it struck me. Her bag was red! It always was.

admin answers:

I'm a little confused about what this is supposed to sound like. I mean, that idea is ridiculous... Practically, it does not work... There is no way someone would be told that they were "hired" for some job they did not apply for etc... HowEVER, if this entire story is supposed to sound very surreal and very strange, it could work with some fixing up. Your writing is not always clear or necessarily as descriptive as it could be... John Smith is supposed to be very intelligent (as he writes to the paper continuously and, apparently, very well), but this isn't reflected in his thoughts or actions. If this is to be first-person, as it is, you need to go into much greater detail about what he is thinking, his internal reactions to his strange surroundings... If you want this story to come across as surreal, it needs to sound as though your narrator is being very specific about what he is thinking and feeling so that we know, definitively, if what is happening around him is SUPPOSED to be very strange to him or to us.

To know what kind of surrealistic writing I'm talking about... Read Eating Mammals by John Barlow (it's three novellas... I'm thinking specifically of the one about the man who eats stuff for a living... Don't read that story if you have a weak stomach though), Coraline by Neil Gaiman or anything by Franz Kafka, especially Metamorphosis. Become familiar with those writers and you'll see what I mean.

Besides that... If this story is supposed to be surreal, strange... I like the touch at the end where his wife is carrying the red bag. I think if you had built up to that conclusion a little differently it could have worked out very well.

I actually honestly believe, though, that this story could be REALLY interesting if you paid more attention to style and generally by fixing it up... So I'm going to say that, if you'd like, you can e-mail me at cadbury_creme_eggs at hotmail dot com if you would like further criticism and maybe some collaborative effort :) I really want to see this story worked on, because I think it has real potential.

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Sunday, January 1, 2012

Questions About How To Be A Gentleman Tv Show

Susan asks…

I am going to be on a reality TV show but want to continue my career post reality TV. Any sugestions?!?

I'm 16 and going to be on a reality TV show called World's Next Top Gentlemen of Class. As of now, it's a small production based on a fantastic idea: teaching teenagers to live healthy lifestyles and preparing them for the real world and a successful future. So far, Mtv3's has agreed to air the show and possibly other networks will pick it up. But my dream is to be a singer and actor, so that's why Im glad to be on this show because I know It will open some doors for me. But what happens if this gets me no where? How do I continue my life and make my dreams come true post reality TV? Any suggestions, ideas or comments?! Please help.

admin answers:

Reality TV is for posers!!!

Helen asks…

Do you like the Fullmetal Alchemist animes (tv show) or manga better?

Personally, I like the manga SOOOOOOOOO much better. But this is not be completely fair because I have only watched about half of the 1st FMA anime before I practically lost my voice from yelling at it when it got something wrong. Sadly, I have yet to bring my self to finish it and watch Brotherhood. If Brotherhood isn't a lot better, the people in charge shall be feeling a wrench sticking out of their heads very soon.
The one thing I did like about the show was that you get to learn about side characters more (Nina, Sheska) but they got SOOOOOOO much wrong:

Let my fan girl rant commence
1) you are not supposed to know about the government conspiracy until MUCH later
2) Red water WTF!!!! The philosopher's stone is the only way to break the laws of alchemy and it DOES NOT flow in large amounts from the GROUND!!! Even the incomplete version of the stone is made from live people
3) almost any side story. though I guess that is unavoidable because they need filler
4) Ed is not supposed to be so serious. He is almost depressed 85% of the time
5) They make Maes Hughs less awesome (unforgivable)
6) Izumi is less bad *ss also Alex Armstrong is much more lovable, has a bigger part and is more "large ham" like
7) Kimbly is not in the story until much later and is more "mad gentleman" like
8) Yoki doesn't die and actually is helpful near the end
9) lust's entire back story (though I did think that was kind of neat)
10) Ed would NEVER even consider sacrificing human life even to get Al's body back
11) That is NOT how humunculi are made
12) Izumi"s child does not come back and thus doesn't have Ed's arm/leg
13) Envy started the Ishvalan war not "Sloth"
14) Don't even get me STARTED on whats wrong with the anime sloth, I could write an essay just on that topic
15) So many other mistakes

Maybe some how Brother hood is better but I don't know yet. I am still getting over how wrong the original anime was. I think my main problem was I had been following the manga for years before I saw the show and read it to the point of knowing even the exact movements of the characters from panel to panel and it is hard for me to accept anything different.

But any way: Which did you like better?

Which do you think is better?
I have heard that brotherhood is much better and sticks to the story better and I do plan on watching it

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Watch Brotherhood. The first FMA was crap compared to it. Brotherhood sticks to the Manga's storyline a lot more. It was MUCH better than the first FMA anime. I haven't read all of the manga so I can't really say which I preferred, but I can say that you should definitely watch FMA Brotherhood.

John asks…

Why do i feel like my life a tv show after smoking and how long will i fell like this?

hello ladies and gentlemen i don`t normally talk like this but i just felt like b n funny because i really don`t feel rite after smoking i feel like i a anger problem anxiety issues and i just don`t feel the same. its like i get angry for some reason and some time living is a struggle because i have to strain myself from doing harm to myself. i be paranoid all the time i just ant help and i just want to know is it a way to stop it i have stop smoking and it didn't work and how long will i go Thur this

admin answers:

All you can do is try your best.

I'm trying to quit & I've found the

lozenges work for me.

Best Wishes.

Mars Mission. (Earth).

14th Year Psychology / Counselling Student.

4th Year Hypnotism Student.

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Thomas asks…

What Why do i feel like my life a tv show after smoking and how long will i fell like thould you like to ask?

hello ladies and gentlemen i don`t normally talk like this but i just felt like b n funny because i really don`t feel rite after smoking i feel like i a anger problem anxiety issues and i just don`t feel the same. its like i get angry for some reason and some time living is a struggle because i have to strain myself from doing harm to myself. i be paranoid all the time i just ant help and i just want to know is it a way to stop it i have stop smoking and it didn't work and how long will i go Thur this

admin answers:

Yeah, i got high last night with my friend and we thought our lives would be a good TV show (like Seinfeld). Like we were the main characters (Jerry and George) and when we have friends over to smoke pot with us they could be the like supporting characters (Elaine and Kramer).

It makes sense.
I'm pretty sure i get what you're saying.
You must have smoked weed.

Sharon asks…

Alex seems a gentleman and not using Katie to get popular?

I think it's lovely that Alex doesn't seem a jerk and doesn't seem to just want to use Katie to get popular even if nobody would know who he was without Katie. I hope he stays the gentleman he seems as she must be feeling awful that Peter is selling a story about how she wasn't his type after having two children with her and then left her. Peter just seemed to talk about his album on their reality TV show and then left her just before he released it, so I hope Alex stays the gentleman he seems. It would make a change to see people with real values of love and respect in the celeb culture.

admin answers:

Yes... Peters selling a nasty story about why she was never his type and why he dumped her... Yet its all love for him, no sorry feeling for katie. Alex is such a nice guy i hope they stay together, shes good for him, i liked peter i dont anymore.

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